02 January 2010
Rant - Disappointing Top #2
I'll warn you all that this is a rant and it WILL turn your stomach. Don't continue unless you think your stomach can handle it.
As I mentioned before I am trying to take my blog in a slightly different direction but still focusing on load taking. This is one of those such posts.
I met this top (that term is used extremely loosely here) guy on ManHunt a couple weeks ago and he invited me to his hotel so he could raw fuck me. During our email exchange he asked if I ever topped. I wanted to give him my standard reply of "No" but I was pretty horny and figured I could dump a load myself. I told him that we could flip fuck as long as he shot his load in my ass. This should have been my first clue that things were not going to turn out the way I had hoped.
When I drove over to his hotel it was still raining outside (clue #2) and I got drenched. I got to his room and when he answered the door I immediately realized the pic he was using had to be a decade or more old (clue #3). He didn't look gross but in my quest to take all loads I gave him a shot. He started out sucking my dick to which I remained impartial. The entire 15 minutes he was sucking me he never got hard. His puny dick was still shriveled up and bore to indication of stiffening. I decided at this moment that I was going to have fuck him (clue #4).
I jumped off the bed and forced him to bend over. I grabbed the bottle of substandard water-based lubricant from the bedside table and slicked up my dick. I shoved my dick in him with no regard to his personal satisfaction or well being. I began fucking him and when I looked down at his back I noticed a smudge. I almost puked on myself. I pulled out and grabbed my iPhone and made him think I was going to take some pictures of my dick going in his hole. Well I did that too. Anyways, I snapped a picture because I knew you guys just wouldn't believe this shit. Literally.
I also took a pic of my dick.
I threw my phone on the table and continued to fuck him. Then I smelled it. Yup you guessed it. He shit all over my dick. I know that shit happens to the best of us but this wasn't just a little bit of residue. This was full on, dick covered, hole smeared shit! I nearly puked again. It was at this point that I pulled out and headed straight to the bathroom. I began washing my dick off with soap and water when he came up behind me apologizing. I faked that it was alright. He knew I was disgusted and acted as if this was a common occurrence in his sex life. I got dressed and left without saying a word.
For those into scat I say go for it. Whatever blows your skirt up otherwise if you're going to bottom, DOUCHE YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE!