As I mentioned before I am trying to take my blog in a slightly different direction but still focusing on load taking. This is one of those such posts.
I met this top (that term is used extremely loosely here) guy on ManHunt a couple weeks ago and he invited me to his hotel so he could raw fuck me. During our email exchange he asked if I ever topped. I wanted to give him my standard reply of "No" but I was pretty horny and figured I could dump a load myself. I told him that we could flip fuck as long as he shot his load in my ass. This should have been my first clue that things were not going to turn out the way I had hoped.
When I drove over to his hotel it was still raining outside (clue #2) and I got drenched. I got to his room and when he answered the door I immediately realized the pic he was using had to be a decade or more old (clue #3). He didn't look gross but in my quest to take all loads I gave him a shot. He started out sucking my dick to which I remained impartial. The entire 15 minutes he was sucking me he never got hard. His puny dick was still shriveled up and bore to indication of stiffening. I decided at this moment that I was going to have fuck him (clue #4).
I jumped off the bed and forced him to bend over. I grabbed the bottle of substandard water-based lubricant from the bedside table and slicked up my dick. I shoved my dick in him with no regard to his personal satisfaction or well being. I began fucking him and when I looked down at his back I noticed a smudge. I almost puked on myself. I pulled out and grabbed my iPhone and made him think I was going to take some pictures of my dick going in his hole. Well I did that too. Anyways, I snapped a picture because I knew you guys just wouldn't believe this shit. Literally.
I also took a pic of my dick.
I threw my phone on the table and continued to fuck him. Then I smelled it. Yup you guessed it. He shit all over my dick. I know that shit happens to the best of us but this wasn't just a little bit of residue. This was full on, dick covered, hole smeared shit! I nearly puked again. It was at this point that I pulled out and headed straight to the bathroom. I began washing my dick off with soap and water when he came up behind me apologizing. I faked that it was alright. He knew I was disgusted and acted as if this was a common occurrence in his sex life. I got dressed and left without saying a word.
For those into scat I say go for it. Whatever blows your skirt up otherwise if you're going to bottom, DOUCHE YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE!
assholes have shit in them -- it's a fact -- sometimes even with a thorough cleaning there can be an accident .. cut a guy some slack, sheesh -- you almost puked on yourself? grow up.
ReplyDeleteShawn,
ReplyDeleteI'll be the first to admit that assholes have shit in them. Both types. I am not one to criticize someone when there is a legitimate "accident". However, there is a difference between pulling your dick from a hole and there being trace amounts of feces, and that of a full fledged shit. I'm not talking about a streak of brown in a couple of places. I'm saying my entire dick was coated in copious amounts of brown. Complete with undigested remnants of food. This sir is no "accident". It's a complete lack of bottom hygiene. Furthermore, I'll point out the fact that he had (though totally unknown to me how it got there) a streak of brown matter in the middle of his back. That again is a lack of basic hygiene. It is to be said that a person's lack of interest in a particular sexual fetish is not an adequate indicator of their level of maturity. Although it's never been mentioned in this blog, I am not a fan of scat. To say that I almost puked on myself does not mean I am immature. It simply means that I find the exchange of feces between to people to be absolutely revolting.
I agree, it was pretty obvious that he hadn't cleaned himself out prior to you meeting him. I am a total bottom and when I clean out I make sure it's thoroughly. In my 30 years having my butt fucked, I have never had any "accidents" thus have never had any complaints. Sure things happen, but if you are thorough in your cleaning, that kind of thing will not happen.
ReplyDeleteI fail to see how almost puking on urself is being immature. I for one do not like seeing shit on my cock, and would expect the bottom to atleast put effort into cleaning themselfs.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Funny post -- sorry you had to endure that. Even the slightest indication of an unclean bottom will make me go totally soft -- so continued fucking is impossible for me. I'm curious to know why you didn't call-it-a-night after clue #3. (If a guy misrepresents himslef with an obviously dated photo, that gives me a free pass to excuse myself and head back home.)
ReplyDeleteYeah - the smudge on his back - not so pretty. This is one dude who was not so concerned about hygeine. Barf!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry that happened to you dude. Damn. You gotta clean that hole before you play.
ReplyDeleteBut I do have to agree with the Anonymous poster. If he misrepresented his pics, it's Game Over for me. No if's, and's, or but's.
Hasn't anybody ever heard of douching? They criticize us Latins and Europeans for having bidets...well if every American home and every hotel room in this country had a bidet, maybe the "accident" would not have happened, unless you want it to and that is a different story...some people like that shit...if you pardon the pun.
ReplyDeletesaludos,
raulito
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